The Cranky Burger Guy is a man who is much like you and I; however, several years ago he was stricken with a terrible disease, a disability if you will.
He could no longer consume dairy!
Not a big deal says most, but this man loved his dairy: milk by the glass full, Banana Splits and ice cream sundaes, creamy italian dressing, grilled cheese, buttered rolls and most of all cheese burgers. His new "curse" immediately withdrew him from the mainstream dining establishments which slather their meals in butter. He could no longer join his friends in an evening of fine dining on shrimp scampi or blue cheese encrusted filets, instead he would order a burger. This made him a cranky guy.
Since then, at almost every restaurant he dines in he orders a burger. Regardless of the plentiful selection of delicious foods at these restaurants, he goes with burgers. This made him the Cranky Burger Guy.
As a result, the Cranky Burger Guy has decided to share his opinion of the burgers (and their establishments) he experiences. He has over 20 years of experience eating and enjoying burgers all around the world. His critical opinion is greatly valued by his friends and loved ones.
I hope you enjoy his reviews as much as I have.
Signed,
David, a Cranky Burger Guy fan.
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